You are laughing and I'm crying. I don't know what is the vim thing but if I needed a phone for a lot of typing 10 years ago, I used to have a rich choice of Qw

You are laughing and I'm crying. I don't know what is the vim thing but if I needed a phone for a lot of typing 10 years ago, I used to have a rich choice of Qwerty communicators. If I need a phone for a lot of typing today, I use to have a choice of: a 10+ y.o. Qwerty communicator whose software is able at least to reach my email, a laptop, and a touchscreen as an only way to have all the bleeding edge technologies but with stupid restrictions on an OS level.