ChatGPT Is Capable of Writing Witty Song Parodies

> Write a parody of the song “New York, New York” by Frank Sinatra. The theme of the song should be that New York City is a shitty, stinky, rat-infested hellhole that no one should live in. Verse 1: Start spreadin' the news, I'm leaving today I want to be a part of it, anywhere but this decay These vagabond shoes, they're longing to stray Right through the very heart of it, New York, New York Verse 2: I wanna wake up in a city that's clean And find I'm king of the hill, top of the heap These little town blues, they are melting away But in New York City, they're here to stay Chorus: New York, New York, a rat-infested place Where the stench in the air will put a frown on your face I'll make a brand new start of it, in old San Fran If I can make it there, I won't ever come back again Verse 3: If I can make it here, I'll make it anywhere That's what they say, but I don't wanna bear The crowded streets, the honking cars, the hustle and bustle I'd rather be in a place where I can breathe without a muzzle Chorus: New York, New York, a shitty place to live Where the rent is too damn high and you have nothing to give I'll make a brand new start of it, in sunny L.A If I can make it there, I'll never go back to the fray Outro: New York, New York, I'm leaving today I'm done with this place, it's time to run away I'll find my destiny, in a city that's clean And I'll be living my dream, away from this New York scene.