What I want, is to be able to go into a place where i poop, pee, spit, and get my blood taken... and it analyses it on the fly, and based off a large dataset it

What I want, is to be able to go into a place where i poop, pee, spit, and get my blood taken... and it analyses it on the fly, and based off a large dataset it can diagnose if further checks are needing to be taken. I want to minimise how many people i see... just make it all automated (and on demand) and that would be great.