4 ms·

Actually, that's a damn good idea. Have a urine test hanging over your head? Eat some poppy bagels. So if you get flagged then you have plausible deniability.

• anonymouskimmer 4y ago
  That's works until the prosecution is asking the jury to consider why you refused a subsequent opiate hair test.
  • swayvil 4y ago
    Full-body-depilatory is part of my gender-identity. Contradict me and face the twitter wrath.
  • thriftwy 4y ago
    So just shave it all in advance.