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In Texas we trap them, blow them up, shoot them from helicopters, and shoot them from quads while chasing them at 50mph. They're too smart to shoot them from a
by jason-phillips 4y ago
In Texas we trap them, blow them up, shoot them from helicopters, and shoot them from quads while chasing them at 50mph. They're too smart to shoot them from a standing position.
I've seen packs of 15-20 running along together while riding my motorcycle along county roads in the middle of nowhere, San Saba County. But they normally stay out of sight; they're super smart.
Good luck.
- qup 4y ago"shoot them from quads" Can you elaborate? I'm only aware of the traditional helicopters.
- greedo 4y agoATVs...
- qup 4y agod'oh
- overthrow 4y agoATVs, something like this https://www.amazon.com/X-PRO-110cc-Youth-Wheeler-Wheelers/dp/B07V6C3FPK https://www.amazon.com/X-PRO-110cc-Youth-Wheeler-Wheelers/dp... (never buy an ATV from Amazon, obviously)
- HarryHirsch 4y agoThe Chinese scooters in a crate are lovely: https://www.amazon.com/-/dp/B00OMB4IFQ https://www.amazon.com/-/dp/B00OMB4IFQ Bit of a pain to get titled, though.
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- chasd00 4y agoI wonder if you can shoot them from drones? That could be interesting.
- ChuckNorris89 4y agoIIRC flying a reaper drone and firing hellfire missiles is insanely expensive, so unless those pigs are terrorists, fly spy balloons, have massive oil reserves or made up weapons of mass destructions, it'll never come to drone strikes. Maybe we can get them to the negotiations table and broker a peace deal with the super pig regime and turn them into an ally.
- escapecharacter 4y agoIf I was a defense contractor, I would kick off a research program for an explosive weapon that was guaranteed to kill the hog and reliably cook the giblets into instantly edible bacon. For any VCs reading this, please wire me funding at your convenience.
- b112 4y agofiring hellfire missiles is insanely expensive Mass production can change that! The more we use on pigs, the less per unit!
- steve_adams_86 4y ago(Assuming you mean a small drone a citizen could be licensed to operate): Do drones have the ability to stabilize the recoil from a gun powerful enough to kill a pig? You could certainly air drop explosives on them but that connotes serious risk to the environment and extremely inhumane injury or death to the pigs. I wonder if some kind of dart could be used to euthanize them, though it would likely cost more than bullets and still lack accuracy. What an awful topic though. The pigs have no idea they’re invasive. They’re such intelligent creatures, it’s an incredible shame that we’ve caused this.
- GravitasFailure 4y ago>(Assuming you mean a small drone a citizen could be licensed to operate): Do drones have the ability to stabilize the recoil from a gun powerful enough to kill a pig? The FAA defines drones as being up to 55lbs, so yes. Most of the off-the-shelf octocopter cinema drones could probably handle an appropriate firearm with some minimal modifications. Now, whether the FAA and ATF will throw a tantrum over a remote control weapons platform like that is a different story...
- ChuckNorris89 4y ago>In Texas we trap them, blow them up, shoot them from helicopters This is exactly what we in Europe imagine Texas to be like. I'm not disappointed.
- Aperocky 4y agoShooting from quads sounds very dangerous (for the shooter).
- cryptonector 4y agoThere's lots of videos of it on youtube.
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- cryptonector 4y agoI've seen videos of hunting them from sitting positions. It's... scary, because they can run at you, so you'd best have large magazines.