1. Because in putting all their money into MBS, SVB essentially invested it with merrill lynch pierce fenner and smith circa september 2007, and per temporal wa

1. Because in putting all their money into MBS, SVB essentially invested it with merrill lynch pierce fenner and smith circa september 2007, and per temporal waste management rules, when you send toxic waste back in time to destroy it, you can't call it a 'repeat' when it is still a problem in the present 2. Because chase wasn't writing listicles in 2008 fwiw chase's actual argument is 'bank stocks are in the shitter'. This is not what I would write if Chase hired me to write a listicle about Chase being a safe and good place to store things.