Business idea! I have a fig tree in my backyard, and will happily ship a few leaves anywhere in the country so people can tape them to marble statues. Free ro

Business idea! I have a fig tree in my backyard, and will happily ship a few leaves anywhere in the country so people can tape them to marble statues. Free roll of tape with every purchase! (If the USDA wants to complain, I'll sue on religious grounds)