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One of my recurring revenge-porn dreams is as follow. I'm the owner (so not CEO) of a massive multinational. I'm mysterious and not really publicly known. The
by dahwolf 4y ago
One of my recurring revenge-porn dreams is as follow.
I'm the owner (so not CEO) of a massive multinational. I'm mysterious and not really publicly known. The actual CEO is the public face.
Next, I apply for a role in one of the branches, say a local sysadmin, get the job and start working there. I do my job, intentionally fuck up a few times, and take note of any dysfunction in the organization. There's lots, management are bullies.
Fast forward a few months and at the weekly all hands meeting, it is me sitting at the head of the table. The local manager aggressively insists that I move, but I remain seated. He gets security involved but security does nothing. He tells me I'm fired but I don't blink.
As the dust settles, I open the meeting and immediately fire all of management, whom are physically thrown out. Next, I give all staff a raise and do something nice and personal for each of them.
Everybody claps. Then I wake up from the cat sitting on my face.
- pkaye 4y agoIsn't that the premise of the Undercover Boss show?
- dahwolf 4y agoNo, my story is much better. Undercover Boss doesn't fire anybody as far as I know. The premise of Undercover Boss is a company that is starving their employees. To distract from this awkward reality, the Undercover Boss picks an employee that is double-starving, say a single mother. And then radically improves her life. Everybody claps and is in tears not realizing that everybody else continues to be fucked. Not my approach. I achieve total justice.
- elliotto 4y agoThis is a great description of all feel good American media
- dahwolf 4y agoI would complete the description by mentioning that the one employee that was helped probably had to return whatever help was given as it was just for TV. They can keep their 20% discount though on the after-work course "5 ways to financial success" so that personal issues stop disrupting productivity.
- Maxious 4y agoSometimes Undercover Boss does flip the script, the cantankerous employee is invited to meet the boss but instead of their hopes and dreams fulfilled, they get shown the door https://youtu.be/00cpVKavcOs https://youtu.be/00cpVKavcOs