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Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They're nothing but hideous space reptiles. [unmasks them] [audience gasps in terror] Kodos: It's
by noodle 18y ago
Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They're nothing but hideous space reptiles.
[unmasks them]
[audience gasps in terror]
Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.
[murmurs]
Man1: He's right, this is a two-party system.
Man2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.
[Kang and Kodos laugh out loud]
[Ross Perot smashes his "Perot 96" hat]
- alex_c 18y agoDon't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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- alex_c 18y agoThe Python Regex Debugger.
- DanielBMarkham 18y agoI was going to vote for him. But I just had a hard time evaluating it all.
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- jbenz 18y agoAbortions for none! Boooooooo! Alright. Abortions for all! Boooooooo! Alright. Abortions for some. Miniature American flags for others! Yaaaaaaaaaaay!