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What about Nader, McKinney, etc?
by speek 18y ago
What about Nader, McKinney, etc?
- noodle 18y agoHomer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They're nothing but hideous space reptiles. [unmasks them] [audience gasps in terror] Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us. [murmurs] Man1: He's right, this is a two-party system. Man2: Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate. Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away. [Kang and Kodos laugh out loud] [Ross Perot smashes his "Perot 96" hat]
- alex_c 18y agoDon't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
- DanielBMarkham 18y agoThe executioner? Or the Simpsons guy?
- alex_c 18y agoThe Python Regex Debugger.
- DanielBMarkham 18y agoI was going to vote for him. But I just had a hard time evaluating it all.
- IsaacSchlueter 18y agoI say my opponent's 2% tax goes too far! And I say my opponent's 2% tax doesn't go too far enough!
- jbenz 18y agoAbortions for none! Boooooooo! Alright. Abortions for all! Boooooooo! Alright. Abortions for some. Miniature American flags for others! Yaaaaaaaaaaay!