The real coup de grâce of this whole thing is when he comes out and publicly admits the only reason he built this was to troll the internet into getting into hu

The real coup de grâce of this whole thing is when he comes out and publicly admits the only reason he built this was to troll the internet into getting into huge arguments about what the definition of "bicycle" is. Sophisticated Internet pedants have already moved on, though, and are currently arguing about whether or not the Kleine Johanna is a sandwich.