> my wife cooked the family dog for dinner Well, have you considered that maybe the dog wanted to be cooked? Perhaps he was tired of living in the backyard and

> my wife cooked the family dog for dinner Well, have you considered that maybe the dog wanted to be cooked? Perhaps he was tired of living in the backyard and aspired to be a delicious meal. Plus, your wife is just trying to be resourceful and save money on groceries. Think of it as an opportunity to try something new!