At this point I just assume coinbase only exists because they were somehow stealing less obviously than the others. Or, they stopped stealing illegally just in

At this point I just assume coinbase only exists because they were somehow stealing less obviously than the others. Or, they stopped stealing illegally just in time, have started hemorrhaging money and are praying they can get back to stealing legally by selling themselves as the responsible actor in an overwhelmingly corrupt space. There's a window here for them to solidify themselves in a gray space that just abuses people for money forever like MLMs, time shares, trailer parks, and tom selleck selling old people reverse mortgages.