I'm taking the same crazy pills. We did this deployment pattern with a jar in, like... the early 2000s? It's trivial (well, maybe an annoying couple hours to

I'm taking the same crazy pills. We did this deployment pattern with a jar in, like... the early 2000s? It's trivial (well, maybe an annoying couple hours to config, but it's a config once and then done) in maven to build a megajar and add every single thing you need into one large jar. All resources, dependencies, etc. And then deployment is, indeed, an rsync.