I appreciate the humour. But in the current climate I have to ask: you can tell that's not recursion, yes? Please say yes? Btw, that's not how you suck eggs, b

I appreciate the humour. But in the current climate I have to ask: you can tell that's not recursion, yes? Please say yes? Btw, that's not how you suck eggs, being "you" a grandmother or not. To suck eggs, you: 1. Take a needle 2. Take an egg 3. Make a hole with the needle on one end of the egg. 4. Put your finger on the hole to close it. 5. Keep the hole closed. 6. Make a hole with the needle on the other end of the egg. 7. Put your mouth around the hole in the egg [1] 8. Suck hard, simultaneously lifting your finger. And that, dear congregation, is the way to succeed, and the way to suck eggs. ______________ [1] Yes, that's the famous step where you get innoculated with all the good, healthy gut bacteria from the chicken's arse. People in the old days never got sick and that's just because they sucked so many eggs. See? Makes sense.