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JFC, I was going to say they should have used `String.valueOf(obj)` since I expected `Object obj = null; switch (obj) { default ->` to do something sane but no, the stupid PoS NPEs because `switch` itself evidently calls `Objects.requireNonNull` The Billion Dollar Mistake meets the Power of Compounding Interest to produce an inflation adjusted number that just keeps on giving