Comments got turned off on most blogs and news sites a long time ago already when it was just unsophisticated spam, not these refined markov chains in a tuxedo

Comments got turned off on most blogs and news sites a long time ago already when it was just unsophisticated spam, not these refined markov chains in a tuxedo such as myself :) There is a silver lining, it is like watching your universe go nova, pull up a chair, watch the pretty explosions. Soon there won't be web forums and maybe humans will all take a break from their phones and go back to how it was for a bit. Self care is important.