Pet Theory: It's because of Zuck's security detail/planning. I remember hearing that his house has 2 foot thick RPG-proof windows, that it's a fortress. He lit

Pet Theory: It's because of Zuck's security detail/planning. I remember hearing that his house has 2 foot thick RPG-proof windows, that it's a fortress. He literally has a large degree of optical distortion looking through his windows every morning. Let alone all the crazy stuff, real or imagined, that his security team is telling him. So, he longs for even simple things like a boring meeting. Like when Michael Jackson closed down a supermarket just so he could go shopping like a normal person would. Same pathos here.