Things back in the day seemed to escalate quickly. If the local college kids here in upstate New York complained of the quality of the wine in my local tavern,

Things back in the day seemed to escalate quickly. If the local college kids here in upstate New York complained of the quality of the wine in my local tavern, I'd definitely... *checks notes* incite the local townsfolk to extrajudicialy kill 63 of their campus colleagues.