> Oh dear, oh dear, it's with a heavy heart That we must make an announcement, and we must impart Some news that's not so jolly, not so fun But we promise to ma

> Oh dear, oh dear, it's with a heavy heart That we must make an announcement, and we must impart Some news that's not so jolly, not so fun But we promise to make it better when all's said and done The Dr. Seuss one is amazing. Honestly, I'd rather read that than any corporate-speak mumbo-jumbo if I ever get laid off.