"Dear Linux fairly. As I said for a year I have nuclear weapons that I want to trow over Europe but their CPU's were designed for Mandrake and we lost the insta

"Dear Linux fairly. As I said for a year I have nuclear weapons that I want to trow over Europe but their CPU's were designed for Mandrake and we lost the installation disc. It will not run the newest redhat anymore. Sourceforgevik couldn't helped with our technology dependences and I'm very sad for this. Please include support in the kernel for fixing my hardware problems so I can bomb Finland and Swedden, Thanks. XOXO, Vlad" What they mean with "good try man, but that would be extremely stupid?" This is soo unfair!! Grenada!! Panama!!