Looking at the "Failure Resume" at the bottom; it seems massive to me! But then I notice that there are as many as 13 entries for a single day (e.g. 7/5/2018).

Looking at the "Failure Resume" at the bottom; it seems massive to me! But then I notice that there are as many as 13 entries for a single day (e.g. 7/5/2018). What exactly is meant by "failed" here? Did you interview at 13 companies on the same day (unlikely), or receive 13 rejection letters on the same day, or submit 13 applications in a day that received no response? If I was being critical, I would say this looks like resume padding. I would suggest you avoid spreading yourself too thin and focus on failing harder at fewer things ;-)