Scene: Big Meeting Of Venture Capital Conspiracy Club Honcho 1: Guys, here's the game plan: We tell all our startups to pull their money out of SVB, triggeri

Scene: Big Meeting Of Venture Capital Conspiracy Club Honcho 1: Guys, here's the game plan: We tell all our startups to pull their money out of SVB, triggering a run on the bank, triggering other runs all the way out to Credit Suisse! Honcho 2: Just how much crack have you smoked today? Honcho 1: No, see, this will convince the fed to stop raising interest rates! Honcho 2: Oooooh. And then we can borrow more Easy Money! Honcho 3: From who? Honcho 1: Hmmm Honcho 2: Fuck