Anyone who uses the term "deeply afraid" to describe their feelings towards what amounts to just a smaller version of their laptop... I just don't know what to

Anyone who uses the term "deeply afraid" to describe their feelings towards what amounts to just a smaller version of their laptop... I just don't know what to say really. What exactly is the silver bullet here unless you were planning on doing this exact project? Seeing someone else solve a problem with the Pi? There must be thousands of instances of people solving problems with a Pi on the internet before this post. And it sounds like you're familiar with them, since you cite statistics on the kinds of problems people run into when using the Pi.