:: cough :: You've been preselected for a great deal on solar for your home! :: cough :: (every time, me: "Have you bothered to look at the google maps for my

:: cough :: You've been preselected for a great deal on solar for your home! :: cough :: (every time, me: "Have you bothered to look at the google maps for my home before you called?" Them: "No, let me check... Ohhhh" me: "Yeahhhh... I can't get rid of the trees because they are rooted in the neighbor's property. Not that it wouldn't be quite ironic to remove decades-old trees just to install solar on a roof.")