Without kidding, the day AI starts kindly humouring people for this kind of questions at first before either staying nice if it determines it's talking to a chi

Without kidding, the day AI starts kindly humouring people for this kind of questions at first before either staying nice if it determines it's talking to a child or berating the asker if it thinks they are trully wasting its time with silly questions, I will be very impressed. Can GPT-4 be convincingly sarcarstic?