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>“Google users in America have searched for Python more often than for Kim Kardashian.” I wonder how Kim Kardashian programming language looks like. I guess lo

>“Google users in America have searched for Python more often than for Kim Kardashian.” I wonder how Kim Kardashian programming language looks like. I guess low level but with garbage collector. :D

a2800276 4y ago
It wouldn't waste time garbage collecting to focus on trash talking instead.
- rjmill 4y ago
  Introducing "Trashtalk" a Smalltalk dialect without GC! This language isn't here to make friends.
spokeonawheel 4y ago
do people actually talk about the kardashians still? I thought that was like 3 years ago
- sigmoid10 4y ago
  The article states that this was around 2017-2018.
pungentcomment 4y ago
It's all garbage collector.
- toss1 4y ago
  Seems like more like a scaled-up garbage producer than garbage collector...
behnamoh 4y ago
Kardashians are famous for... being famous.
- Retric 4y ago
  That and wealth. There’s plenty of billionaires living privately, but many people find rich people who spend extravagantly interesting.
lr1970 4y ago
> I wonder how Kim Kardashian programming language looks like. I guess low level but with garbage collector. :D And exposed naked primitives ... :-)
localhost 4y ago
Since I have the world's greatest creative assistant handy, here's what GPT-4 thinks a Kim Kardashian language would look like: Hey dolls, let me introduce you to the Kimmie programming language, it's like totally fab and easy to use! To declare a variable, just use the hashtag symbol and the variable name, like this: #my_var To assign a value to the variable, use the word "like" followed by the value, like this: #my_var like 10 To print out a message, use the word "OMG" followed by the message in double quotes, like this: OMG "Hello, dolls!" To add two variables together, use the word "add" followed by the two variables, like this: #var1 like 5 #var2 like 7 #sum like add #var1 #var2
- alfor 4y ago
  Here is the TrashTalk interpreter: import re def trashtalk_interpreter(code): variables = {} code_lines = code.split("\n") for line in code_lines: if line.startswith("#"): var_name, _, value = line.partition(" like ") if "add " in value: _, var1, var2 = value.partition("add ") var1 = var1.strip() var2 = var2.strip() variables[var_name.strip()] = variables[var1] + variables[var2] else: variables[var_name.strip()] = int(value) elif line.startswith("OMG"): message = re.findall(r'"(.*?)"', line) if message: print(message[0].format(**variables)) # Sample code code = ''' #my_var like 10 OMG "Value of my_var: {my_var}" #var1 like 5 #var2 like 7 #sum like add #var1 #var2 OMG "Sum of {var1} and {var2} is {sum}" ''' trashtalk_interpreter(code)
- bqmjjx0kac 4y ago
  Is this an original joke/impression by GPT-4? Either way, this is hilarious.
  - localhost 4y ago
    I copied the response verbatim. I also did a follow-up where it wrote the interpreter as well: class KimmieInterpreter: def __init__(self): self.variables = {} def interpret(self, code): for line in code.split("\n"): tokens = line.split() if len(tokens) == 0: continue if tokens[0] == "#": self.variables[tokens[1]] = None elif tokens[0] == "#my_var": self.variables[tokens[1]] = int(tokens[3]) elif tokens[0] == "OMG": print(tokens[1][1:-1]) elif tokens[0] == "add": var1 = self.variables[tokens[2]] var2 = self.variables[tokens[3]] result = var1 + var2 self.variables[tokens[1]] = result

a2800276 4y ago

It wouldn't waste time garbage collecting to focus on trash talking instead.

rjmill 4y ago
Introducing "Trashtalk" a Smalltalk dialect without GC! This language isn't here to make friends.

spokeonawheel 4y ago

do people actually talk about the kardashians still? I thought that was like 3 years ago

sigmoid10 4y ago
The article states that this was around 2017-2018.

pungentcomment 4y ago

It's all garbage collector.

toss1 4y ago
Seems like more like a scaled-up garbage producer than garbage collector...

behnamoh 4y ago

Kardashians are famous for... being famous.

Retric 4y ago
That and wealth. There’s plenty of billionaires living privately, but many people find rich people who spend extravagantly interesting.

lr1970 4y ago

> I wonder how Kim Kardashian programming language looks like. I guess low level but with garbage collector. :D And exposed naked primitives ... :-)

localhost 4y ago

Since I have the world's greatest creative assistant handy, here's what GPT-4 thinks a Kim Kardashian language would look like: Hey dolls, let me introduce you to the Kimmie programming language, it's like totally fab and easy to use! To declare a variable, just use the hashtag symbol and the variable name, like this: #my_var To assign a value to the variable, use the word "like" followed by the value, like this: #my_var like 10 To print out a message, use the word "OMG" followed by the message in double quotes, like this: OMG "Hello, dolls!" To add two variables together, use the word "add" followed by the two variables, like this: #var1 like 5 #var2 like 7 #sum like add #var1 #var2

alfor 4y ago
Here is the TrashTalk interpreter: import re def trashtalk_interpreter(code): variables = {} code_lines = code.split("\n") for line in code_lines: if line.startswith("#"): var_name, _, value = line.partition(" like ") if "add " in value: _, var1, var2 = value.partition("add ") var1 = var1.strip() var2 = var2.strip() variables[var_name.strip()] = variables[var1] + variables[var2] else: variables[var_name.strip()] = int(value) elif line.startswith("OMG"): message = re.findall(r'"(.*?)"', line) if message: print(message[0].format(**variables)) # Sample code code = ''' #my_var like 10 OMG "Value of my_var: {my_var}" #var1 like 5 #var2 like 7 #sum like add #var1 #var2 OMG "Sum of {var1} and {var2} is {sum}" ''' trashtalk_interpreter(code)
bqmjjx0kac 4y ago
Is this an original joke/impression by GPT-4? Either way, this is hilarious.
- localhost 4y ago
  I copied the response verbatim. I also did a follow-up where it wrote the interpreter as well: class KimmieInterpreter: def __init__(self): self.variables = {} def interpret(self, code): for line in code.split("\n"): tokens = line.split() if len(tokens) == 0: continue if tokens[0] == "#": self.variables[tokens[1]] = None elif tokens[0] == "#my_var": self.variables[tokens[1]] = int(tokens[3]) elif tokens[0] == "OMG": print(tokens[1][1:-1]) elif tokens[0] == "add": var1 = self.variables[tokens[2]] var2 = self.variables[tokens[3]] result = var1 + var2 self.variables[tokens[1]] = result