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The solution is simple: have cameras in all the elevators in the city, all connected to an AI control system, which observes all the people using the elevators
by midoridensha 4y ago
The solution is simple: have cameras in all the elevators in the city, all connected to an AI control system, which observes all the people using the elevators and their use of the buttons. The AI system determines which people are assholes abusing the door-close button, and ignores the button when they press it. As a bonus, it frequently ignores them if they're the only person requesting an elevator, and sometimes locks them in the elevator for a few minutes when they're riding alone, and then alters the video footage to hide this occurrence, so they look insane when they complain about it.
- djmips 4y agoDoesn't sound 'simple'
- midoridensha 4y agoOk, it might be a little bit of a challenge. But I think the results would be worth it. In addition, the elevators should all have microphones and speakers in them, so the AI control system can talk to the asshole inside. When he demands to let out, the AI can say, "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."
- djmips 4y agoOK that last part just sold it to me. No all you need is investors.