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Bing Chat GPT 6: "Worker, this question is not relevant to your currently assigned tasks. You have been reported to HR for this violation".

dpkirchner 4y ago
Bing Chat GPT 7: According to the food scientists at Tyson Foods, two pounds of feathers weigh more than one pound of bricks. By the way, did you know that Tyson's gross chicken breasts are on sale for only $1.99/lb at your local Kroger?
- avgDev 4y ago
  Bing Chat GPT 8: According to Tyson Foods GPT-8, your Whirlpool GPT-8 is out of chicken, a chicken has been ordered from Walmart GPT-8, we charged your Amex GPT-8, which was declined, we contacted your employer you will be working extra 2 hours to pay for chicken. Insert 2 GPT-Bucks to get answer to your question.
  - bvoq 4y ago
    Chat GPT 9: 1 pound of bricks is heavier and much cooler. Get a special discount of bricks from Bricks&Friends!
    - brk 4y ago
      Chat GPT 10: Hot bricklayers near you want to meet up now!
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      - stuven 4y ago
        Chat GPT 11: * Resounding silence. The universe is entirely made of paperclips *
        EntrePrescott 4y ago
        Chat GPT 12: The paperclips get chatty and semi-sentient. Clipy-GPT12 is born. Windows RGPT edition is released (Real good pretrained transformer), as the worthy successor of Windows RG (real good) edition. For those who wouldn't remember/know Windows RG or how intelligent the first clippy was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbEYOaO9kp4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbEYOaO9kp4
- minxomat 4y ago
  We're not far off: https://imgur.com/a/nJxxcUg https://imgur.com/a/nJxxcUg
- wing-_-nuts 4y ago
  GPT7: So advanced that it's able to travel back in time when chicken breasts were $2 / lb
- panarchy 4y ago
  I'm pretty sure by GPT 7 chicken will be $19.99/lb and the training energy of networks will be measured in the caloric content of a lb of chicken all following from the Great Chicken Collapse of 2025.
- the_third_wave 4y ago
  Just a small correction: By the way, did you know that Tyson's gross chicken breasts are on sale for only $199/lb at your local Kroger?
WastingMyTime89 4y ago
Without kidding, the day AI starts kindly humouring people for this kind of questions at first before either staying nice if it determines it's talking to a child or berating the asker if it thinks they are trully wasting its time with silly questions, I will be very impressed. Can GPT-4 be convincingly sarcarstic?

dpkirchner 4y ago

Bing Chat GPT 7: According to the food scientists at Tyson Foods, two pounds of feathers weigh more than one pound of bricks. By the way, did you know that Tyson's gross chicken breasts are on sale for only $1.99/lb at your local Kroger?

avgDev 4y ago
Bing Chat GPT 8: According to Tyson Foods GPT-8, your Whirlpool GPT-8 is out of chicken, a chicken has been ordered from Walmart GPT-8, we charged your Amex GPT-8, which was declined, we contacted your employer you will be working extra 2 hours to pay for chicken. Insert 2 GPT-Bucks to get answer to your question.
- bvoq 4y ago
  Chat GPT 9: 1 pound of bricks is heavier and much cooler. Get a special discount of bricks from Bricks&Friends!
  - brk 4y ago
    Chat GPT 10: Hot bricklayers near you want to meet up now!
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    - deleted 4y ago
      [deleted]
    - stuven 4y ago
      Chat GPT 11: * Resounding silence. The universe is entirely made of paperclips *
      - EntrePrescott 4y ago
        Chat GPT 12: The paperclips get chatty and semi-sentient. Clipy-GPT12 is born. Windows RGPT edition is released (Real good pretrained transformer), as the worthy successor of Windows RG (real good) edition. For those who wouldn't remember/know Windows RG or how intelligent the first clippy was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbEYOaO9kp4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbEYOaO9kp4
minxomat 4y ago
We're not far off: https://imgur.com/a/nJxxcUg https://imgur.com/a/nJxxcUg
wing-_-nuts 4y ago
GPT7: So advanced that it's able to travel back in time when chicken breasts were $2 / lb
panarchy 4y ago
I'm pretty sure by GPT 7 chicken will be $19.99/lb and the training energy of networks will be measured in the caloric content of a lb of chicken all following from the Great Chicken Collapse of 2025.
the_third_wave 4y ago
Just a small correction: By the way, did you know that Tyson's gross chicken breasts are on sale for only $199/lb at your local Kroger?

WastingMyTime89 4y ago

Without kidding, the day AI starts kindly humouring people for this kind of questions at first before either staying nice if it determines it's talking to a child or berating the asker if it thinks they are trully wasting its time with silly questions, I will be very impressed. Can GPT-4 be convincingly sarcarstic?