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Correct. The stock is up 5% this morning.
by avrionov 4y ago
Correct. The stock is up 5% this morning.
- yurishimo 4y agoStock always goes up after layoffs. Hell, the stock goes up after _rumors_ about layoffs.
- DeathArrow 4y agoSo, if you approach 0 employees asymptotically, the stock will approach ∞.
- mywittyname 4y agoI sincerely hope this new thesis you've unleashed on the world is called the DeathArrow in business schools across the world.
- Iwan-Zotow 4y agogive man a Nobel
- otikik 4y agoLet me guess. You work in crypto.
- sirsinsalot 4y agoLimitless growth
- brwck 4y agoWhy stop a 0? If we can have negative interest rates, why not negative employment? Make employees pay you to work for them.
- ghaff 4y agoI'm pretty sure that's a thing with certain types of internships.
- satvikpendem 4y agoRevenue (or profit) per employee is always the metric to use, where employee >= 1, since there is no use making 0.01 cents if there are 0 employees. WhatsApp famously had ~50 employees for ~$16 billion in acquisition price.
- blsapologist42 4y agoWhat was their revenue though?
- satvikpendem 4y agoWho knows / cares? Their product is the stock itself that was then sold to the acquirer. The show Silicon Valley has a great parody of this fact: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZFTaEenaHM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZFTaEenaHM