Because rhetoric is just rhetoric. The only rule is rule #1: look out for number #1, and a dose of hypocrisy with a whole lotta bluster is the antidote to ever

Because rhetoric is just rhetoric. The only rule is rule #1: look out for number #1, and a dose of hypocrisy with a whole lotta bluster is the antidote to ever having to deal with the consequences of your actions or that darned hard-knock life comin' a knockin.