Put money in the riskiest high return bank I can find. Hopefully I can find a bank with all Assets in 0DTE Options or even better some have all assets in some p

Put money in the riskiest high return bank I can find. Hopefully I can find a bank with all Assets in 0DTE Options or even better some have all assets in some ponzy crypto that pays out 50% yield until it does not. Should get 25% interest rates on this kind of deposit. FED/Treasury will always come to bail me out if needed.