Thanks for linking “Elves leave Middle-Earth”. The soda can anecdote made me realize that “We give you free soda and after-hours pizza, so you can ruin your he

Thanks for linking “Elves leave Middle-Earth”. The soda can anecdote made me realize that “We give you free soda and after-hours pizza, so you can ruin your health for the company.” matured unceremoniously into “If you want to ruin your health, pay for it like any other member of society.” Realize it, and “embrace the warmth of leaving home.”