I can confirm that if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that women do not appreciate livestock comparisons. Praising milk production for instance is right ou

I can confirm that if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that women do not appreciate livestock comparisons. Praising milk production for instance is right out. This reminded me of a post on Reddit that made its way there from someone’s Facebook - a rural couple had a pregnancy announcement that involved her dressing up like a cow and made some jokes about the breeding program. It went over about as well as you’d expect for Reddit - terribly. But all I could think about is how cool it would be to find a woman chill enough to go along with that.