> The FDIC named Greg D. Carmichael as CEO of Signature Bridge Bank, N.A. Mr. Carmichael recently served as president and CEO of Fifth Third Bancorp. Thanks fo

> The FDIC named Greg D. Carmichael as CEO of Signature Bridge Bank, N.A. Mr. Carmichael recently served as president and CEO of Fifth Third Bancorp. Thanks for not picking me; I am relieved. I have a terribly busy schedule and couldn’t possibly deal with the inconveniences of such a massive salary and accountability to the American taxpayer.