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> Today we are taking decisive actions to protect the U.S. economy by strengthening public confidence in our banking system. Ah cool, so you’re: (1) revoking
by raydiatian 4y ago
> Today we are taking decisive actions to protect the U.S. economy by strengthening public confidence in our banking system.
Ah cool, so you’re:
(1) revoking the bailout money you took from us for the 2008 and 2020 crises
(2) disallowing overdraft fees
(3) reimplementing glass steagall
(4) firing yourselves and then immediately committing seppukku
Like my God, can the wording get any more toothless and cynical? “We know you don’t trust us, and you know we don’t care, but for fear of the nameless void possibly transmogrifying into an angry mob of tens of millions of Americans, we will keep up appearances.”