Doctor: Furthermore, start doing the same thing (developing software) to the other one (Linux) because it's .. Er.. fresh. Man: Wait, but won't the other one s

Doctor: Furthermore, start doing the same thing (developing software) to the other one (Linux) because it's .. Er.. fresh. Man: Wait, but won't the other one start hurting because I'm using it more? Doctor: Oh right, I guess if everyone switching to use Linux tomorrow, then the malware authors would begin targeting it more aggressively. I supposed my anti-Microsoft rant was misplaced.