I propose MTPL, the mechanical turk programming language. It is a declarative language where you can essentially write what you would like the program to do, no

I propose MTPL, the mechanical turk programming language. It is a declarative language where you can essentially write what you would like the program to do, not how you want it done. When you click compile there is a call out to a powerful computer that is a bit slow but in a reasonable period of time will return a working program. This is an iterative compiler though where you may have to adjust your code slightly and compile multiple times to get the right result.