Can't tell if serious or not, but this sounds like Homer Simpson. Granted he's got a family, but he's seemed to be fairly neglectful towards his family's actual

Can't tell if serious or not, but this sounds like Homer Simpson. Granted he's got a family, but he's seemed to be fairly neglectful towards his family's actual needs, talking past them and hearing only what he wants to hear in light of his family members' literal words spoken lol.