I was expecting a transition into "creative reviews", written from the perspective of some sort of zany character on vacation, such as a half drunk island-hopin

I was expecting a transition into "creative reviews", written from the perspective of some sort of zany character on vacation, such as a half drunk island-hoping writer disillusioned with being in a tourist trap for a week, or a review of an art gallery attic full of hipsters and music the world isn't ready for yet.