Santos really strikes me as the living version of this: “I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one, you know, I just do... things.

Santos really strikes me as the living version of this: “I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one, you know, I just do... things.” Looks like he was doing fine as a small-time con artist and criminal. Stealing puppies and stiffing landlords and skimming cards and selling ponzi shares is a living, of a sort. Maybe he intended to run for Congress and lose? Then nobody would be asking about his finances, and he'd have a whole new set of suckers to exploit. But winning has been very inconvenient for him.