> goes dark when you're taking a long shit. so you have to get up and wave your hands with your trousers down and asshole covered in shit, like a psychotic Thi

> goes dark when you're taking a long shit. so you have to get up and wave your hands with your trousers down and asshole covered in shit, like a psychotic This is hilarious to me. I am currently taking a long shit lit only by my laptop's screen. Also, I have fortunately long mastered the art of wiping my butt without looking.