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Yes, we have 2 years left until everyone in the world (except the super rich who can afford bottled air) will suffocate and die

• axus 4y ago
  On the bright side, our carbon emissions will go way down
  • hinkley 4y ago
    Decay produces a lot of carbon emissions.
    • morelisp 4y ago
      Only in an aerobic environment, no?
      • hinkley 4y ago
        CO2 requires oxygen. Methane is worse, but it's still carbon emissions.
• unfairly4820 4y ago
  Hmm will be for the super rich for sure. Lets say one air canister is 160 breaths. And this canister is premium lol, and cost 32 bucks. cost per breath is $.20. Avg person = 16 breaths per minute. Cost per minute : $2.30. Cost per hour $192. Cost per day $4608. Cost per year: $1,618,920!
• daveslash 4y ago
  Don't be ridiculous. As President of HN, I can assure both you and the other readers that there's absolutely no air shortage whatsoever. Yes, I've heard the same rumors myself! Thanks for calling, and not reversing the charges.
  • hinkley 4y ago
    HAIL SKROOB!