I was a gorilla, my 4-month old daughter was a monkey, and my wife was the zookeeper. ...Except we didn't get a single trick-or-treater, so I spent my time dow

I was a gorilla, my 4-month old daughter was a monkey, and my wife was the zookeeper. ...Except we didn't get a single trick-or-treater, so I spent my time downing a bottle of two buck chuck and installing Ubuntu 8.10. :)