So we hook up ChatGPT to procedurally generate medicine sounding names to sugar pills, and then figure out which name gives the best placebo effect in patients?

So we hook up ChatGPT to procedurally generate medicine sounding names to sugar pills, and then figure out which name gives the best placebo effect in patients? Then we just rotate some of the better ones in patients to maximize the placebo effect, when they say the effect wears off they get a new name on the pill they take.