Few thing brings tears to my eyes more quickly than stories that start with a description of how tough it was to downsize to a Manhattan apartment that's only 9

Few thing brings tears to my eyes more quickly than stories that start with a description of how tough it was to downsize to a Manhattan apartment that's only 900 sq ft. I can see literally see Jeff Bezos at the breakfast table, leafing through his newspaper, enraged, yelling "Why are they printing stories about such slovenly poor people in my fucking newspaper!?"