Buy him an iPhone, but tell him to prefer using the Android in front of his friends "because the iPhone is lame and very limiting, but, ugh, ok, if your iPhones

Buy him an iPhone, but tell him to prefer using the Android in front of his friends "because the iPhone is lame and very limiting, but, ugh, ok, if your iPhones arent compatible enough I'll use mine too just for this one thing". Now he's the one with the cool phone, but he's also got the lame one. Reversal! /s