That left me baffled too. OP just couldn't resist playing a pure caricature of a stereotypical emotionally deaf technical worker at a few points in the post. O

That left me baffled too. OP just couldn't resist playing a pure caricature of a stereotypical emotionally deaf technical worker at a few points in the post. One of those posts where I am not even entirely sure whether it is satire or not (most likely not).