Also, I’m getting the suspicion that OP has posted this to HN in order to get an answer or story on how twenty kids have been convinced to switch from dumb iPho

Also, I’m getting the suspicion that OP has posted this to HN in order to get an answer or story on how twenty kids have been convinced to switch from dumb iPhones to amazing Android. If OP is looking for an explicit answer to that read between the lines question the simple one is: You don’t and you can’t, the end. As a wise person once said: "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"