The thing is, there will be a moment, shortly after 3am, when you will be consuming pizza - and that’ll be a pretty good moment. You could give yourself that mo

The thing is, there will be a moment, shortly after 3am, when you will be consuming pizza - and that’ll be a pretty good moment. You could give yourself that moment if you wanted to, nobody is stopping you. Go ahead. Just go see what’s in the fridge. If you make some toast, put butter and garlic salt on it, slather it with spaghetti sauce, then bake cheese on top of it, is that basically pizza? What if you chopped up a bratwurst and put it on top? What if you sprinkled some of that leftover pico de gayo on top? What if you made like six of them at the same time, and put them on a baking sheet, and then when they were ready, you woke up the other people in your house so they could enjoy this pizza you made.